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Batman Pulled Over by the Cops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa8KzRQY0B8

Jason Russell Vandalizes Cars While Whacking It

Jason Russell in happier times.

Jason Russell, co-founder of Invisible Children, of Kony 2012 fame, was apparently caught with his pants down. Literally. Local NBC:

Jason Russell, 33, was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to the SDPD.

If the man can vandalize cars while whacking it, I have to give him credit. But the CHILDREN, THINK OF THE CHILDREN. Seeing all this car rape in broad daylight. I guess he can call his next group Visible to the Children.

TMZ has the nsfw goods, and I wouldn't mind seeing the longer, perhaps even uncut version. (Caution, full backal nudity, with maybe something else showing, as he flails his palms upon the sidewalk. Is that his arm or ..?)

Invisible Children's statement contained this howler: "...we ask that you give his entire family privacy during this difficult time.''

Meanwhile, accusations of ties to far-Christianist-right extremists (yes, even connected to the Ugandan Kill the Gays bill) are dogging Invisible Children currently. The gist is that the group seems to ignore the Ugandan Government's history of crimes, which are of the same stomach-churning ilk.

So, have we been duped? Or has someone with a good heart and good intentions been used as a propaganda front man? Or none of the above, but while you're at it, kill the gays? Let's see if we can get to the bottom of this.

UPDATE:
I asked for it, I got it. More video. I think he says something like You're the devil!
He then applauds. (Nudity blurred, alas!)

Little Ricky Santorum Wants You Nasty Democrats to Vote for Him

Well isn't that INTeresting?

Rick Santorum wants evil, liberal, homo-loving, dog-fornicating-with Democrats to vote for HIM today.

Abandon your welfare-queen palaces, put down the white wine, and go vote.

Hear it here.

Democrats for Santorum? You cannot make this stuff up.

A quick travesty of Little Ricky Santorum to amuse you on Mardi Gras.

Rick d'Arc

NEWT ALLIES TO INTRODUCE "DEFENSE OF OPEN MARRIAGE ACT" IN CONGRESS

Unnamed Newt Gingrich's supporters in Congress have leaked that they will introduce the Defense of Open Marriage Act during the spring session.

One wife at a time?

The act, unfortunately known as DOOMA, may just spell doom for the religious right's former stance on such matters. Supporters, however, disagree that this would change the conservative definition of family values.

 

"We want to keep marriage as God intended it to be," one Representative stated, anonymously for now. "One husband, one wife, one mistress, and maybe a few flings on the side. These are the family values that made Newt a great American, and made America great."

Asked whether this might be considered a hypocritical change of position, he responded: "What change? We've always been for hypocrisy. Besides, it's in the Bible. Solomon had hundreds of wives and concubines, and heaven only knows what he did on business trips."

Calgary Zoo's Blatant Animal Exploitation Is Fun!

Yeah, I know. Post anything entertaining about an animal, and draw the wrath of somebody, but the breakdancing gorilla is dumb and fun.