Batman Pulled Over by the Cops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa8KzRQY0B8

Accused Trans ID Thief Fooled Doctors for 13 YEARS!

How did they NOT notice that HE WAS A GUY?
Perla Aldama Serrano, a cross-dressing 51-year-old homeless man, was arrested last week in Orange County, Calif. on charges he stole a woman's identity for over a decade and ran up hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills in her name.

Did he have brain-dead doctors for 13 years?

The New New iPad Harmed Me Bodily

My hands hurt from standing in front of the Apple Store all day applauding new iPad purchasers.

Little Ricky Santorum Wants You Nasty Democrats to Vote for Him

Well isn't that INTeresting?

Rick Santorum wants evil, liberal, homo-loving, dog-fornicating-with Democrats to vote for HIM today.

Abandon your welfare-queen palaces, put down the white wine, and go vote.

Hear it here.

Democrats for Santorum? You cannot make this stuff up.

Rick Santorum: Marriage a 'Privilege' Not for Yous Gays

Little Ricky sticks his foot in his mouth yet again. Listen through for the compendium of right-wing arguments against gay marriage to date.

He carefully argues for only hetero marriage based on birthin' them babies. Never mind that lesbians do this at an alarming rate! Children born to them would not be allowed a second parent, no way, no how.

If you follow his "logic" all opposite-sex couples would have to prove fertility to get married. Vasectomies will be outlawed in his very strange kingdom.

[video: looks to be CNN with a Think Progress overlay. How do they get away with slapping their stamp on it, when it clearly says CNN?]

Don't mess with the sorcerers of the East Village. You have been warned.