Two Men Protest at Little Rick's Rally by Kissing

Go look.

Santorum Will Cleanse U.S. of Pornography

Ricky Prays for You Porn-addicted Heathens

Anti-porn campaigns are the fall-back witch hunts of conservatives. Little Ricky is raving like a lunatic, again.

Current federal “obscenity” laws prohibit distribution of hardcore (obscene) pornography on the Internet, on cable/satellite TV, on hotel/motel TV, in retail shops and through the mail or by common carrier. Rick Santorum believes that federal obscenity laws should be vigorously enforced.  “If elected President, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so.”

The Obama Administration has turned a blind eye to those who wish to preserve our culture from the scourge of pornography and has refused to enforce obscenity laws. While the Obama Department of Justice seems to favor pornographers over children and families, that will change under a Santorum Administration. 

I guess everyone in the Obama Admin went blind from watching porn in hotel rooms.

Methinks Little Ricky is "vigorously" doing something with his left hand.

He goes on to praise the work of a number of homophobic, anti-women groups (yes, the usual suspects) who will scourge the scourge, I guess.

Little Ricky Santorum Wants You Nasty Democrats to Vote for Him

Well isn't that INTeresting?

Rick Santorum wants evil, liberal, homo-loving, dog-fornicating-with Democrats to vote for HIM today.

Abandon your welfare-queen palaces, put down the white wine, and go vote.

Hear it here.

Democrats for Santorum? You cannot make this stuff up.

A quick travesty of Little Ricky Santorum to amuse you on Mardi Gras.

Rick d'Arc

Washington State Legislature Passes Gay Marriage Bill

Some better news.

Gay marriage will be signed into law by the governor of the state.

The earth-shattering result? More people will get married.

Meanwhile Little Ricky is in a lather over those hateful bigoted leftists who want gay people to marry. He calls it "a religion unto itself."

The NY Times:

He went on to attack Democrats, for what he called their “intolerance” of people of faith, saying their “assault” was a “religion unto itself, like atheists in the Soviet Union.”

Of course, the Gray Lady is wrong. He was attacking the "Left" as witnessed in this Reuters video.

Great. We've got it. The Religion of the Left. That means anyone progressive finally gets religious freedom under the Bill of Rights, right?

I don't think that's what he's after, but that's what you're getting. Now I have to figure out my outfit as official High Priest. Then there's the choice of shoes, incense, symbols, music... Endless possibilities!

I'll put that order in for the stained glass window of Darwin as the captain of a pirate ship firing on Noah's ark.