Someone actually should turn Mitt Romney upside down and shake him. A lot.It might cause his brain to snap into place in some way that his foot does not reflexively stick itself into his mouth.
I don't know the neurology here. But there are stories of people being struck by lightning and suddenly knowing Swahili. Perhaps some sort of jolt might cause Mitt to speak Commoner.
There's an undertone throughout most media coverage that seems to repeat the mantra:
Poor Little Rich Guy Mitt. He just can't HELP it. He's been so coddled for s-o-o-o-o long. Can't you just feel for him? Imagine the burden of having to talk to real, actual, smelly people - after years of having everyone massage your ego on an hourly basis? POOR MITT!!!
No one I can think of begged him to run, but I'm certainly enjoying it.
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